Three men, one German, one Japanese and one Mexican were sitting naked
in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The German pressed his
forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly.
"That was my pager", he said, "I have a microchip under the skin of my
arm." A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his
palm to his ear. When he finished he explained, "That was my mobile
phone. I have a microchip in my hand." The Mexican felt decidedly low tech, but not to be outdone he decided he had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. He returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his butt. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at him. The Mexican finally said...,"Ay, Dios Mio, will you look at that? I'm getting a fax."
in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The German pressed his
forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly.
"That was my pager", he said, "I have a microchip under the skin of my
arm." A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his
palm to his ear. When he finished he explained, "That was my mobile
phone. I have a microchip in my hand." The Mexican felt decidedly low tech, but not to be outdone he decided he had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. He returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his butt. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at him. The Mexican finally said...,"Ay, Dios Mio, will you look at that? I'm getting a fax."
how stupid
