heres a good joke

[Babyface]

least i thought it was funny

a small jet heading over kentucky starts to have engine failure, there are only two people on board the pilot and the flight attendant, the pilot informs her that the planes going down and he cant save it or them. the flight attendant turns to him tears off her blouse and shirt and says before I die I want you to make me feel like a woman, the pilot stands up, slowly takes off his shirt and hands it too her saying.......Iron this then

 

[jillio]

I'd of killed him before the plane hit the ground!

 

[shel90]

Lol!!!!!

 

[Bottesini]

 

[frogsign]

Good one!

 

[AlleyCat]

Lol

 

[SxyPorkie]

LOL...i thought it was him getting his pants down.. i guess i got dirty mind ...

 

[Pepsi]

 

[Miss-Delectable]

 

[healthier]

Hey here is another joke.
There was this little kid who had a bad habit of sucking his thumb. His mother finally told him that if he didn't stop sucking his thumb, he'd get fat.

Two weeks later, his mother had her friends over for a game of bridge. The boy points to an obviously pregnant woman and says, "Ah, ha! I know what you've been doing!"