here we go, again

[guido]

What if I showed up for my first day of work with a fifth of Jack Daniels in one hand and a sixteen-year-old boy on a leash in the other hand? Would I qualify then?

What is with you and a fifth of Jack Daniels?

 

[fyborg]

What if I showed up for my first day of work with a fifth of Jack Daniels in one hand and a sixteen-year-old boy on a leash in the other hand? Would I qualify then?

You just might...but for good measure, be sure stuff yourself into the oil (or evil corporation of your choice) lobby's pants!