Her birthday wish

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A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife turning back and forth, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off, he asked what she'd like to have for her birthday.

"I'd like to be six again", she replied, still looking in the mirror.

On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.

Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.

Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy - M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.

He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well Dear, what was it like being six again?"

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed, "I meant my dress size, you dumb ass!"

The moral of the story: even when a man is listening, he is going to get it wrong.
 
:rofl: That's so true!

You can never make a woman happy for she will always find something wrong out of your response.

One good example would be... "Am I fat?"

You tell her NO and she gets mad at you for lying in an effort to make her feel better.

You tell her YES and she gets mad at you for being cruel and inconsiderate of her feelings.

You tell her NOTHING and she gets mad at you for trying to hide the truth from her.

NOTHING EVER SATISFIES WOMEN! :roll:
 
Agreed with you, VamPyrox! No offense, ladies. I still learning on Do and Don't and respect on ladies's. Could be reason where we came from...Mars and Venus. Can I :hug: you, ladies?.
 
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