Awauphi
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Headlines from the year 2029!
Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California. White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.
Baby conceived naturally - -scientists stumped.
Couple petitions court to reinstate
heterosexual marriage.
Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
France pleads for global help
after being taken over by Jamaica.
Castro finally dies at age 112;
Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton
has banned all smoking.
George Z. Bush says he will run
for President in 2036.
Postal Service raises price
of first class stamp to $17.89
and reduces mail delivery
to Wednesdays only.
85-year, $75.8 billion study:
Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss.
Average weight of Americans
drops to 250 lbs.
Japanese scientists have created
a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
Massachusetts executes
last remaining conservative.
Supreme Court rules
punishment of criminals
violates their civil rights.
Average height of NBA players
now nine feet, seven inches.
New federal law requires
that all nail clippers, screwdrivers,
fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers
must be registered by January 2036.
Congress authorizes direct deposit
of formerly illegal political contributions to campaign accounts.
Capitol Hill intern indicted
for refusing to have sex
with congressman.
IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.
Florida voters still having trouble
with voting machines
Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California. White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.
Baby conceived naturally - -scientists stumped.
Couple petitions court to reinstate
heterosexual marriage.
Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
France pleads for global help
after being taken over by Jamaica.
Castro finally dies at age 112;
Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton
has banned all smoking.
George Z. Bush says he will run
for President in 2036.
Postal Service raises price
of first class stamp to $17.89
and reduces mail delivery
to Wednesdays only.
85-year, $75.8 billion study:
Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss.
Average weight of Americans
drops to 250 lbs.
Japanese scientists have created
a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
Massachusetts executes
last remaining conservative.
Supreme Court rules
punishment of criminals
violates their civil rights.
Average height of NBA players
now nine feet, seven inches.
New federal law requires
that all nail clippers, screwdrivers,
fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers
must be registered by January 2036.
Congress authorizes direct deposit
of formerly illegal political contributions to campaign accounts.
Capitol Hill intern indicted
for refusing to have sex
with congressman.
IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.
Florida voters still having trouble
with voting machines
