He was 80.....and

[rockin'robin]

she was 20. It was the stir of the town when an 80 year old man married a 20 year old girl.

After a year of marriage she went into the hospital to give birth. The nurse came out to congratulate the fellow saying: "This is amazing. How do you do it at your age?" He answered, "You’ve got to keep that old motor running."

The following year the young bride gave birth again. The same nurse said: "You are truly amazing. How do you do it?" Again he said: "You’ve got the keep the old motor running."

The same thing happened the next year. The nurse then said: "Well, well, well, you certainly are quite a man!" He responded, "You’ve got to keep that old motor running."

The nurse then said: "Well, you better change the oil. This one’s black."

 

[kamelia23]

The Bachelor and his Cat
A bachelor who lived at home with his mother and pet cat went on a trip to Europe.
Before he left he told his best friend to inform him of any emergencies.
A few days after his departure, his cat climbed up on the roof, fell off and was killed.
His friend immediately wired him with the message: "Your cat died!"
In a few hours he was back home, having cut short his trip in grief and anger at his friend,
whom he told "Why didn't you break the news to me gradually?
You know how close I was to my cat! You could have sent a message
'Your cat climbed up on the roof today', and the next day you could've written,
'Your cat fell off the roof' and let me down slowly that he died."
After a quick memorial service, the bachelor left again to continue his trip.
A few days later he returned to his hotel and there was a message waiting for him from his friend.
It read, "Your mother climbed up on the roof today."

 

[SimonJ]

Haha, I like that one