Wokamuka
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The George W. Bush Presidential Library is now in the final planning stages.
The Library will include:
The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction.
The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won't be able to remember anything.
The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't even have to show up.
The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in.
The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.
The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to find.
The National Debt room which is huge and has no ceiling.
The 'Tax Cut' Room with entry only to the wealthy.
The 'Economy Room' which is in the toilet.
The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first tour, they make you to go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth tour.
The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location,complete with shotgun gallery.
The Strategic National Energy Policy Room currently under construction by OPEC/Carlyle Group.
The Supreme Court's Gift Shop, where you can buy an election.
The US Constitution Room is also under construction by the new and improved American Fascism Group aka American Enterprise Institute
The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite Republican Senators.
The Library will include:
The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction.
The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won't be able to remember anything.
The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't even have to show up.
The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in.
The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.
The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to find.
The National Debt room which is huge and has no ceiling.
The 'Tax Cut' Room with entry only to the wealthy.
The 'Economy Room' which is in the toilet.
The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first tour, they make you to go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth tour.
The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location,complete with shotgun gallery.
The Strategic National Energy Policy Room currently under construction by OPEC/Carlyle Group.
The Supreme Court's Gift Shop, where you can buy an election.
The US Constitution Room is also under construction by the new and improved American Fascism Group aka American Enterprise Institute
The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite Republican Senators.
The Airport Men's Room has one exactly like it at Minneapolis/St. Paul Airport. 
(which is 30 minutes away from where I live! hee hee)