Funeral Joke

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A funeral service is being held for a man who has just passed away. As the pallbearers are carrying out the casket, they accidentally bump into a wall. Hearing a faint moan from inside, the man’s wife opens the casket and finds that her husband is actually alive!

He dies again, 10 years later, at which point his wife has to go through another funeral. This time when the pallbearers carry the casket toward the door, the wife yells out, “Watch out for that f*cking wall!”

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:lol: ...Maybe the wife doesn't want to go thru this again....Poor woman....
 
Didn't someone mention a similar joke with the husband and wife role switched around? ;)
 
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