VamPyroX
bloody phreak from hell
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A man died and ends up at the Pearly Gates. He is approached by Saint Peter.
Saint Peter: "Welcome to Heaven. If you don't mind, could you tell me how you died?"
Man #1: "Well, I had suspected that my wife was having an affair with another man. So, I decided to come home early from work to see what she was up to. I entered my apartment and saw my wife standing in the living room naked. I ran around the house trying to find the man that my wife was having an affair with. When I looked through the back door, I saw a naked man attempting to climb up to the balcony above my balcony. I got mad because that man was having sex with my wife and, out of rage, I grabbed the spatula and started smacking his hands. He let go and fell into the bushes below. Seeing how he survived with a couple scratches, I felt it wasn't enough... so I grabbed the refrigerator and pushed it over the railing. All of that excitement gave me a heart attack and I died."
Saint Peter: "Gee... that sounds bad. Sorry that you faced that kind of death. You may enter."
Saint Peter opens the Pearly Gates and let him through.
A few moments later, another man approaches Saint Peter.
Saint Peter: "Welcome to Heaven. If you don't mind, could you tell me how you died?"
Man #2: "Well, I had just finished working out. I took a nice shower and started drying off. I decided to go outside on the balcony to get some fresh air. When I came out, I heard screaming coming from the apartment below me. I decided to look over the railing to see if I could see what it was. I slipped and fell over. To make matters worse, my towel got caught on the chair and I ended up going over naked. Luckily, I managed to grab the ledge of the bottom of my balcony. Suddenly, I see this crazy man running towards me with a spatula in his hand. He started hitting me like a madman. I let go of the ledge and fell. Again, I was lucky... I ended up falling into the bushes. With only a few bruises and scratches, I was glad to be alive. A few seconds later, I look up and see a refrigerator falling towards me. I'm dead."
Saint Peter: *thinking about Man #1* "Wow... I'm sorry you ended up being a victim like that. At least, you're in Heaven. You may enter."
Saint Peter opens the Pearly Gates and let him through.
A few moments later, another man approaches Saint Peter.
Saint Peter: "Welcome to Heaven. If you don't mind, could you tell me how you died?"
Man #3: "Well, I was hiding in the refrigerator."
Saint Peter: "Welcome to Heaven. If you don't mind, could you tell me how you died?"
Man #1: "Well, I had suspected that my wife was having an affair with another man. So, I decided to come home early from work to see what she was up to. I entered my apartment and saw my wife standing in the living room naked. I ran around the house trying to find the man that my wife was having an affair with. When I looked through the back door, I saw a naked man attempting to climb up to the balcony above my balcony. I got mad because that man was having sex with my wife and, out of rage, I grabbed the spatula and started smacking his hands. He let go and fell into the bushes below. Seeing how he survived with a couple scratches, I felt it wasn't enough... so I grabbed the refrigerator and pushed it over the railing. All of that excitement gave me a heart attack and I died."
Saint Peter: "Gee... that sounds bad. Sorry that you faced that kind of death. You may enter."
Saint Peter opens the Pearly Gates and let him through.
A few moments later, another man approaches Saint Peter.
Saint Peter: "Welcome to Heaven. If you don't mind, could you tell me how you died?"
Man #2: "Well, I had just finished working out. I took a nice shower and started drying off. I decided to go outside on the balcony to get some fresh air. When I came out, I heard screaming coming from the apartment below me. I decided to look over the railing to see if I could see what it was. I slipped and fell over. To make matters worse, my towel got caught on the chair and I ended up going over naked. Luckily, I managed to grab the ledge of the bottom of my balcony. Suddenly, I see this crazy man running towards me with a spatula in his hand. He started hitting me like a madman. I let go of the ledge and fell. Again, I was lucky... I ended up falling into the bushes. With only a few bruises and scratches, I was glad to be alive. A few seconds later, I look up and see a refrigerator falling towards me. I'm dead."
Saint Peter: *thinking about Man #1* "Wow... I'm sorry you ended up being a victim like that. At least, you're in Heaven. You may enter."
Saint Peter opens the Pearly Gates and let him through.
A few moments later, another man approaches Saint Peter.
Saint Peter: "Welcome to Heaven. If you don't mind, could you tell me how you died?"
Man #3: "Well, I was hiding in the refrigerator."
