CatoCooper13
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A middle aged man bought a brand new Holden Monaro. He took off down
the road, pushed it up to 130 kmph ),and was enjoying the wind blowing
through his (thinning) hair. "This is great," he thought and
accelerated even higher speed. But then he looked in his rear-view
mirror, and there was a Police Car behind him, blue lights flashing. "I
can get away from him
With no problem" thought the man and he floored it , flew down the road
at
210 kmph to escape being stopped. Then he thought, "What the hell am I
doing? I'm too old for this kind of thing" and pulled over to the side
of the road, and waited for the Police to catch up. The Policeman pulled
in behind the Monaro and walked up on the driver's side. "Sir my Shift
ends in five minutes and today is Friday the 13th. If you can give me a
good reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let
you go." The man looked back at the Policeman and said, "Last week my
wife ran off
with a Policeman, and I thought you were bringing her back." The
Policeman said, "Have a nice day."
the road, pushed it up to 130 kmph ),and was enjoying the wind blowing
through his (thinning) hair. "This is great," he thought and
accelerated even higher speed. But then he looked in his rear-view
mirror, and there was a Police Car behind him, blue lights flashing. "I
can get away from him
With no problem" thought the man and he floored it , flew down the road
at
210 kmph to escape being stopped. Then he thought, "What the hell am I
doing? I'm too old for this kind of thing" and pulled over to the side
of the road, and waited for the Police to catch up. The Policeman pulled
in behind the Monaro and walked up on the driver's side. "Sir my Shift
ends in five minutes and today is Friday the 13th. If you can give me a
good reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let
you go." The man looked back at the Policeman and said, "Last week my
wife ran off
with a Policeman, and I thought you were bringing her back." The
Policeman said, "Have a nice day."
