'Dumb Blonde' Jokes!

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A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next him, and says, "Hey, wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The man says back to the blind man, "Look buddy, I'm blonde. The man behind me is a 400-pound professional wrestler and he is blonde. The bouncer is blonde. The man sitting over to your left is also blonde. Still wanna tell that blonde joke?"

The blind man is silent for a moment and then says, "Nah, I wouldn't want to have to explain it five times."
 
In a fancy Paris restaurant, there is a magical wish-granting mirror. But it only grants wishes if you tell the truth -- if you lie, you disappear. One day, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead enter the restaurant and decide to try out the mirror. The brunette goes first.
"I think I'm the smartest woman on earth."

"POOF!" She disappears. The redhead goes up to try. p> "I think I'm the prettiest woman on earth."

"POOF!" She disappears. The blonde goes up.

"I think--"

"POOF!"
 
Why did the blonde cross the road?
I don't know, and neither does she.
 
What did the blondes right leg say to the left leg?
Nothing. They've never met.
 
Q: Why did the blonde keep taking off and putting the Pepsi bottle cap back on?

A: Because it said, ''Sorry, try again.''
 
Why does it take longer to make a blonde snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head first.
 
:rofl: Banjo!!!!! Geez...those blonde jokes -- surely gave me the biggest laughs for today and certainly has enlightened me! :D Thanks for the laughs! I needed it.

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Why did the blonde take more than one pregnancy test?

Because she slept with more than one guy.
 
A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks,
"Can you tell me how long it'll take to fly
from San Francisco to New York City?"
The agent replies, "Just a minute..."
"Thank you," the blonde says, and hangs up.
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