Ducky Luck

[EvilGurl666]

A man walks into a bar carrying a tiny man playing a tiny piano. The bartender says, "That`s cool, where did you get him?" The guy says, "There`s a genie outside who`ll grant you a wish." The bartender goes out and tells the genie, "I want a million bucks." Proof! He gets a million ducks. He storms back in angrily, followed by the ducks, goes up to the guy, and says, "That genie stinks! I asked him for a million bucks and he gave me a million ducks!" The guy turns to the bartender and says, "You think I asked for a 12-inch pianist?"