Don't Mess With Texas.....

[rockin'robin]

I live in Albany, NY, and saw a bumper sticker on a car parked near the capital that read "Don't Mess With Texas."

So I tied a note to a brick, and threw it through the windshield: it said "Don't Tell New York What To Do."

 

[authentic]

New York will fight against Texas with Fist
Texas will fight against New York with Guns

Tell me which state have more fear?

 

[Bottesini]

 

[NitroHonda]

OHHHHHHHHHHHH. TEXAS VS NEWWWWWW YORK jokes!!!!



A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated side by side on an airplane. The girl from Texas, being friendly and all, said: So, where y'all from?

The girl from New York said: From a place where they know better than to use a preposition at the end of a sentence.

The girl from Texas sat quietly for a few moments and then replied: So, where y'all from, BITCH?

 

[Lukin]

Ha! Good one, rockin'robin!