Don't Mess with Old Men.
An older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist who
shared an office with several other doctors. The waiting room was
filled with patients. As he approached the receptionist desk he
noticed that the receptionist was a large, unfriendly woman who
looked like a Sumo wrestler. He told her his name.
In a very loud voice, the receptionist said, "YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME
HERE; YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?" All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at
the very embarrassed man.
He recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied, "NO,
I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS."
An older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist who
shared an office with several other doctors. The waiting room was
filled with patients. As he approached the receptionist desk he
noticed that the receptionist was a large, unfriendly woman who
looked like a Sumo wrestler. He told her his name.
In a very loud voice, the receptionist said, "YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME
HERE; YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?" All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at
the very embarrassed man.
He recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied, "NO,
I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS."