butterflygal
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Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before
they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do
banks have branches?
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich
meat round?
Why do you have to "put your two cents
in"...but it's only a"penny for your thoughts"?
Where's that extra penny going to?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck
wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before
we figured out it would be a good idea to put
wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a
baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it
still called a hearing?
If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke
factory, will they fire you?
Why are you IN a movie, but your ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings
and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
How come we choose from just two people for
President and fifty for Miss America?
Why do doctors leave the room while you
change? They're going to see
you naked anyway.
If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom
does he/she call?
and finally...
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
How important does a person have to be before
they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do
banks have branches?
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich
meat round?
Why do you have to "put your two cents
in"...but it's only a"penny for your thoughts"?
Where's that extra penny going to?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck
wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before
we figured out it would be a good idea to put
wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a
baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it
still called a hearing?
If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke
factory, will they fire you?
Why are you IN a movie, but your ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings
and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
How come we choose from just two people for
President and fifty for Miss America?
Why do doctors leave the room while you
change? They're going to see
you naked anyway.
If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom
does he/she call?
and finally...
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
True about the list...except for the pizza -- there's this shop near home that makes round pizzas and puts them into ROUND boxes!