got this from hearing forum, found it very funny
A young guy out on the town with his mates spies the girl of his dreams across
the dance floor. Having admired her from a far he finally gets up the courage to
talk to her.
Everything goes better than expected and she agrees to accompany him on a date
the following Saturday evening.
Saturday night the man arrives at her house with flowers and candy. To his
surprise, she answers the door in nothing but a towel. "I'm sorry," she
exclaims, "I am running a bit late. Please come in and I'll introduce you to my
parents who will entertain you while I finish getting dressed. I should warn
you, though, they are both deaf mutes."
With this she ushers him into the living room, introduces him to her parents and
promptly disappears. As you can imagine, this is a little uncomfortable, as both
of the parents are completely silent. Dad is sitting in his armchair watching
cricket on TV, and Mum is busy knitting.
After about ten minutes of complete silence, Mum jumps from her chair, pulls up
her skirt, pulls down her knickers, and pours a glass of water over her
backside. Just as suddenly, Dad launches himself across the room, bends her over
the couch, and takes her from behind. He then sits back down in his chair and
balances a match stick in front of his eye.
The room is plunged back into eerie silence and the young man is shocked into
disbelief. After a further ten minutes, the daughter returns fully dressed and
ready for the evening.
The date is a complete disaster with the young man completely distracted by the
on goings earlier in the living room. At the end of the night, the girl asks,
"What's the matter? Have I done something wrong?"
"No, its not you," he replied, "It's just that the strangest thing happened
while I was waiting for you and I am still a bit shocked. Well, first your
Mother jumps from her chair, lifts up her skirt, pulls down her panties, and
throws a glass of water over her behind. Then, as if that weren't enough, your
Father races from his chair, leans her over the couch and does her from behind.
He then sits back down and places a match-stick by his eye."
"Oh, is that all?" replies the girl. The man can't believe her casual response.
"Mum was simply saying, 'Are you going to get this asshole a drink?' and Dad was
replying, 'No, f**k him - I'm watching the match.'
A young guy out on the town with his mates spies the girl of his dreams across
the dance floor. Having admired her from a far he finally gets up the courage to
talk to her.
Everything goes better than expected and she agrees to accompany him on a date
the following Saturday evening.
Saturday night the man arrives at her house with flowers and candy. To his
surprise, she answers the door in nothing but a towel. "I'm sorry," she
exclaims, "I am running a bit late. Please come in and I'll introduce you to my
parents who will entertain you while I finish getting dressed. I should warn
you, though, they are both deaf mutes."
With this she ushers him into the living room, introduces him to her parents and
promptly disappears. As you can imagine, this is a little uncomfortable, as both
of the parents are completely silent. Dad is sitting in his armchair watching
cricket on TV, and Mum is busy knitting.
After about ten minutes of complete silence, Mum jumps from her chair, pulls up
her skirt, pulls down her knickers, and pours a glass of water over her
backside. Just as suddenly, Dad launches himself across the room, bends her over
the couch, and takes her from behind. He then sits back down in his chair and
balances a match stick in front of his eye.
The room is plunged back into eerie silence and the young man is shocked into
disbelief. After a further ten minutes, the daughter returns fully dressed and
ready for the evening.
The date is a complete disaster with the young man completely distracted by the
on goings earlier in the living room. At the end of the night, the girl asks,
"What's the matter? Have I done something wrong?"
"No, its not you," he replied, "It's just that the strangest thing happened
while I was waiting for you and I am still a bit shocked. Well, first your
Mother jumps from her chair, lifts up her skirt, pulls down her panties, and
throws a glass of water over her behind. Then, as if that weren't enough, your
Father races from his chair, leans her over the couch and does her from behind.
He then sits back down and places a match-stick by his eye."
"Oh, is that all?" replies the girl. The man can't believe her casual response.
"Mum was simply saying, 'Are you going to get this asshole a drink?' and Dad was
replying, 'No, f**k him - I'm watching the match.'
That's a good one! Hehehe!
That was a good one! 
