WhiteWolves64
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I dont know if you seen or heard about Computer Jokes in the past in this AD forums yet....
1. What is computer's first sign of old age?
Loss of memory.
2. What does a baby computer call his father?
Data.
3. What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer keyboard?
The space bar.
4. What happened when the computer fell on the floor?
It slipped a disk.
5. Why was there a bug in the computer?
It was looking for a byte to eat.
6. What is a computer virus?
A terminal illness.
To err is human; but to really mess things up requires a computer.
Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
My computer isn't that nervous. It's just a bit ANSI.
The attention span of a computer is as long as its electrical cord.
1. What is computer's first sign of old age?
Loss of memory.
2. What does a baby computer call his father?
Data.
3. What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer keyboard?
The space bar.
4. What happened when the computer fell on the floor?
It slipped a disk.
5. Why was there a bug in the computer?
It was looking for a byte to eat.
6. What is a computer virus?
A terminal illness.
To err is human; but to really mess things up requires a computer.
Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
My computer isn't that nervous. It's just a bit ANSI.
The attention span of a computer is as long as its electrical cord.
