I'm not a coffee drinker and never was; but - after reading this, I just could not help but to laugh at the article because seriously, How do they ever come up with this to make a evident proof to say that coffee would shrink the breasts?
I have to wonder what correlation did the researcher base it on by linking the coffee and the breast size? Is it because the components in the coffee beans? Is it because of the way how the coffee is processed?
I don't think it would matter how the sizes are if one gets a breast cancer. I've known of few that has small breasts and got breast cancer.