Clean Joke - NO PROFANITY

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It is so hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but, here is one:

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.
A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The birch says he cannot tell.

Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree then he replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."

Now guys, wipe that smile off your face!
 
I wonder if any student hand in for English class. I like to see what grade would he/she obtain...

Why not try at Christian schools? I love to learn what would Christian teachers or Catholic Nuns give?
 
well I have a final for sign lang. and we have to a video and tell a joke think the teacher will take kindly to this one I laughed and I'm not a man. :nono:
or :giggle:
 
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