Christmas Joke ...

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A young man called Ron wanted to buy his new girlfriend a Christmas present, As they hadn't been seeing each other long, he decided after careful consideration that a pair of gloves would strike the right note, not too romantic and not too personal.

He went with his girlfriend's sister to Harrods and bought her a dainty pair of white fur lined gloves, the sister bought a pair of knickers for herself at the same time. While wrapping, the shop assistant mixed up the two items, and the sister got the gloves and Ron got the knickers. Without checking, Ron then sealed up the package and sent it to his new girlfriend with the following letter.

Dear Sasha, I chose these because I've noticed that you are not wearing any when we go out in the evenings. If it had not been for your sister I would have chosen the long ones with buttons on, but she wears shorter ones which are much easier to get off. These are a very delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the last three weeks, and they were hardly soiled at all.

I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart in them, even though they were a bit tight on her. She also said that the pair rubs her RING which helps keep it clean. In fact she hasn't needed to wash it since she began wearing them. I wish I was there to put them on for you the first time, as no doubt many other hands will touch them before I see you again.

When you take them off, remember to blow into them a little bit because they will be a little damp I am sure, Just think how many times my lips will kiss them during the coming year. I hope you will wear them for me on Friday night. All my love Ron. xxx

PS. The latest style is to wear them folded down a bit, with a bit of fur showing. Ron. xx

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