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Valentine’s Special! Professor Chase’s advice for guys with pregnant wives:
Q: Should we have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.
Q: My wife is two months pregnant. When will our baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he or she finishes college.
Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.
Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?
Q: Our childbirth instructor says my wife will feel no pain during labor, only pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.
Q: When is the best time to urge my wife to get an epidural?
A : Right after you find out she’s pregnant.
Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in
labor?
A: Not unless the word “alimony” means anything to you.
Q: Is there anything I should make sure my wife avoids while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.
Q: Do we have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.
Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act
normal again?
A: When the kids are through college.
Q: Should we have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.
Q: My wife is two months pregnant. When will our baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he or she finishes college.
Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.
Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?
Q: Our childbirth instructor says my wife will feel no pain during labor, only pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.
Q: When is the best time to urge my wife to get an epidural?
A : Right after you find out she’s pregnant.
Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in
labor?
A: Not unless the word “alimony” means anything to you.
Q: Is there anything I should make sure my wife avoids while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.
Q: Do we have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.
Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act
normal again?
A: When the kids are through college.
That's funny! Love it!