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Breast Enlargement


A woman says to her husband that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts.

Her husband tells her, "Hey, you don't need surgery to do that. I know how to do it without surgery."

She asks, "How do I do it without surgery?"

Her husband answers, "Just rub toilet paper between them."

"How does that make them bigger?", she asks.

"I don't know, but it certainly worked for your ass."
:giggle::giggle:
 
GarnetTigerMom said:
Breast Enlargement


A woman says to her husband that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts.

Her husband tells her, "Hey, you don't need surgery to do that. I know how to do it without surgery."

She asks, "How do I do it without surgery?"

Her husband answers, "Just rub toilet paper between them."

"How does that make them bigger?", she asks.

"I don't know, but it certainly worked for your ass."
:giggle::giggle:
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Oh man! tha'ts funny. Then the wife asks the husband if the dress she is wearing makes her ass look big. He answeres. no honey it's your big ass that makes your ass look big.
 
rockdrummer said:
Oh man! tha'ts funny. Then the wife asks the husband if the dress she is wearing makes her ass look big. He answeres. no honey it's your big ass that makes your ass look big.
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lol ,,, would your wife say that to you ? lol if she did,, what would you say? you look great honey? lol
 
rockdrummer said:
No... I would say ... your ass is so fat that NASA plans on using it to plug up the hole in the ozone layer.....
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No..........it's............Your ass is so fat that when you get on the bus the buss driver says........"One at a time please" :giggle:
 
Schermy said:
No..........it's............Your ass is so fat that when you get on the bus the buss driver says........"One at a time please" :giggle:
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no no no. it is....

Your ass is soo huge, when you jump up and land, you set off an 8.0 earthquake.

or

Your ass is soo huge, when you jump up, you get stuck in the sky.
 
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