Blessed Bedpan

Awauphi

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Sister Mary, who worked for a home health agency, was out making
her rounds visiting homebound patients when she ran out of gas. As luck
would have it a gas station was just a block away.

She walked to the station to borrow a gas can and buy some gas.
The attendant told her the only gas can he owned had been loaned out, but
she could wait until it was returned. Since the nun was on the way to
see a patient, she decided not to wait and walked back to her car. She
looked for something in her car that she could fill with gas and spotted
the bedpan she was taking to the patient. Always resourceful, she carried
the bedpan to the station, filled it with gas, and carried the full
bedpan back to her car.

As she was pouring the gas into her tank two men watched from
cross the street. One of them turned to the other and said,

"If it starts, I'm turning Catholic."

got this via email.. :lol:
 
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