rockin'robin
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A wife says to her husband - "You're always pushing me around and talking
behind my back!"
He says...."Wwhat do you expect? You're in a wheel chair!"
Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche and mentioned it on
Facebook. I said, "I can't wait for the new 911 to arrive!" Next
thing I know 4,000 Muslims have added me as a friend!!
Being a modest man, when I checked into my hotel on a recent trip, I
said to the lady at the registration desk:
"I hope the porn channel in
my room is disabled."
To which she replied, "No, it's regular
people-porn, you sick jerk".
The Red Cross have just knocked at our door and asked if we could help
towards the floods in Pakistan.......
I said we would love to, but our garden hose only reaches the driveway.
behind my back!"
He says...."Wwhat do you expect? You're in a wheel chair!"
Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche and mentioned it on
Facebook. I said, "I can't wait for the new 911 to arrive!" Next
thing I know 4,000 Muslims have added me as a friend!!
Being a modest man, when I checked into my hotel on a recent trip, I
said to the lady at the registration desk:
"I hope the porn channel in
my room is disabled."
To which she replied, "No, it's regular
people-porn, you sick jerk".
The Red Cross have just knocked at our door and asked if we could help
towards the floods in Pakistan.......
I said we would love to, but our garden hose only reaches the driveway.