rockin'robin
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No
one believes seniors . . . everyone thinks they
are senile.
An
elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth
anniversary. The couple had married as childhood
sweethearts and had moved back to their old
neighborhood after they retired. Holding hands,
they walked back to their old school. It was not
locked, so they entered, and found the old desk
theyd shared, where Andy had carved I love you,
Sally .
On
their way back home, a bag of money fell out of
an armored car, practically landing at their
feet. Sally quickly picked it up and, not sure
what to do with it, they took it home. There,
she counted the money-fifty
thousand dollars! Andy said, we’ve
got to give it back. Sally said, finders
keepers. She put the money back in the bag and
hid it in their attic.
The
next day, two police officers were canvassing
the neighborhood looking for the money, and
knocked on their door. Pardon me, did either of
you find a bag that fell out of an armored car
yesterday? Sally said, No. Andy said, she’s
lying. She hid it up in the attic.
Sally said, don’t
believe him, he’s
getting senile.
The
agents turned to Andy and began to question him.
One said: Tell us the story from the beginning.
Andy said, Well, when Sally and I were walking
home from school yesterday .... The first police
officer turned to his partner and said,
"We’re outta here!"
one believes seniors . . . everyone thinks they
are senile.
An
elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth
anniversary. The couple had married as childhood
sweethearts and had moved back to their old
neighborhood after they retired. Holding hands,
they walked back to their old school. It was not
locked, so they entered, and found the old desk
theyd shared, where Andy had carved I love you,
Sally .
On
their way back home, a bag of money fell out of
an armored car, practically landing at their
feet. Sally quickly picked it up and, not sure
what to do with it, they took it home. There,
she counted the money-fifty
thousand dollars! Andy said, we’ve
got to give it back. Sally said, finders
keepers. She put the money back in the bag and
hid it in their attic.
The
next day, two police officers were canvassing
the neighborhood looking for the money, and
knocked on their door. Pardon me, did either of
you find a bag that fell out of an armored car
yesterday? Sally said, No. Andy said, she’s
lying. She hid it up in the attic.
Sally said, don’t
believe him, he’s
getting senile.
The
agents turned to Andy and began to question him.
One said: Tell us the story from the beginning.
Andy said, Well, when Sally and I were walking
home from school yesterday .... The first police
officer turned to his partner and said,
"We’re outta here!"
