Teekie
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An old man was in bed with his wife when suddenly he let out a loud fart and yelled, "7 points!"
His wife looked at him and said, "What the hell are you doing?"
He simply replied, "Just playing bed football."
Ten minutes later the wife let out a loud one and said, "Tie game, 7-7."
The husband's competitive side kicked in and he started straining...when suddenly he crapped his pants! His wife looked over and said, "Now what's the score?"
He said, "Still 7-7. End of quarter switch sides!"
His wife looked at him and said, "What the hell are you doing?"
He simply replied, "Just playing bed football."
Ten minutes later the wife let out a loud one and said, "Tie game, 7-7."
The husband's competitive side kicked in and he started straining...when suddenly he crapped his pants! His wife looked over and said, "Now what's the score?"
He said, "Still 7-7. End of quarter switch sides!"
oh hell no
!!!!!!!!!!
