GarnetTigerMom
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" Ate my socks "
Calvin and Jolie are newly weds in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. Joile in the bathroom getting all doll up for Calvin, as Calvin getting undressed and he says to himself, " How am I giong to tell my new wife? How am I giong to tell my new wife that I have the world's smelliest feet?" Then Calvin throws his docks under the bed. Joile came out of the bathroom, Calvin become too chicken to face her, Calvin runs past Joile and he goes into the bathroom. Joile sits on the edge of the bed and says to herself, " How am I going to tell my new husband? How am I gonna tell my husband taht I have the world's worst breath? I gotta tell him." Just then Calvin walks out of the bathroom. Joile runs up to him, gives him a HUGE wet kiss, pulls back and says, "Honey, I've got to tell you something." Calvin says, " Yeah, I know. You just ate my socks."

Don't kill me lol!
Calvin and Jolie are newly weds in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. Joile in the bathroom getting all doll up for Calvin, as Calvin getting undressed and he says to himself, " How am I giong to tell my new wife? How am I giong to tell my new wife that I have the world's smelliest feet?" Then Calvin throws his docks under the bed. Joile came out of the bathroom, Calvin become too chicken to face her, Calvin runs past Joile and he goes into the bathroom. Joile sits on the edge of the bed and says to herself, " How am I going to tell my new husband? How am I gonna tell my husband taht I have the world's worst breath? I gotta tell him." Just then Calvin walks out of the bathroom. Joile runs up to him, gives him a HUGE wet kiss, pulls back and says, "Honey, I've got to tell you something." Calvin says, " Yeah, I know. You just ate my socks."

Don't kill me lol!
