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The Fake:
A woman is jealous of the accommodations and attention given a deaf co-worker. The deafie gets to bring a “hearing-ear” dog to work. The company installs a special state-of-the-art telephone on her desk. She gets a free Dell laptop with software to screen all the words spoken at any meeting.
The deaf woman is quite intelligent and very observant--so good at the art of speechreading that the hearie suspects she only pretends to be deaf just to get all the perks.
One day the two work into lunchtime and are alone in the office. The hearie is so full of bile that she vents her is displeasure by farting very loudly.
The sleeping service dog doesn’t twitch an ear, but soon the dog deafie looks at the hearie and wrinkles her nose in disgust.
The hearie jumps up and screams, “I knew it! I knew you’re a fake!”
A woman is jealous of the accommodations and attention given a deaf co-worker. The deafie gets to bring a “hearing-ear” dog to work. The company installs a special state-of-the-art telephone on her desk. She gets a free Dell laptop with software to screen all the words spoken at any meeting.
The deaf woman is quite intelligent and very observant--so good at the art of speechreading that the hearie suspects she only pretends to be deaf just to get all the perks.
One day the two work into lunchtime and are alone in the office. The hearie is so full of bile that she vents her is displeasure by farting very loudly.
The sleeping service dog doesn’t twitch an ear, but soon the dog deafie looks at the hearie and wrinkles her nose in disgust.
The hearie jumps up and screams, “I knew it! I knew you’re a fake!”
Now, that's a stinker!!