An oldie from 1957......

[rockin'robin]

A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted."
The next day he received hundreds of letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

 

[rockin'robin]

Mr Tickle,,,,,,,,,

Mr Tickle wanted to marry the girl of his dreams.
However, Tess was reluctant to take on his surname.

 

[Bottesini]