An Old Hippie Dies and Goes....

[rockin'robin]

to the Pearly Gates.

St. Peter looks him up in his big book and says, “I’m sorry, but you’ll be going down to Hell.”

The hippie, astounded, peers through the gates and sees God walking in the distance.

“God!” he says. “What gives? Remember that time I was tripping on acid? I saw you, and you said we’d be in Heaven together forever!”

God thought for a minute, then said, “Oh yeah, but I was drunk.”

 

[posts from hell]

to the Pearly Gates.

St. Peter looks him up in his big book and says, “I’m sorry, but you’ll be going down to Hell.”

The hippie, astounded, peers through the gates and sees God walking in the distance.

“God!” he says. “What gives? Remember that time I was tripping on acid? I saw you, and you said we’d be in Heaven together forever!”

God thought for a minute, then said, “Oh yeah, but I was drunk.”

I remember that Old Hippie.
Too bad he had to go