I am bored today, since I got a couple hours before I work. Mods, put this wherever you deem proper.
A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months.
Nurses had been in her room giving her a blanket bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed there was a slight response on her monitor when she touched her. They tried it again and sure enough there was a sizable movement.
They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "As crazy as it sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."
The husband was skeptical, but they assured him they would close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room.
After a few minutes the woman's monitor flatlined, no pulse, no heart rate.
The nurses run back into the room. "What happened?" they cried.
The husband said, "I'm not sure. Maybe she choked."
A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months.
Nurses had been in her room giving her a blanket bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed there was a slight response on her monitor when she touched her. They tried it again and sure enough there was a sizable movement.
They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "As crazy as it sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."
The husband was skeptical, but they assured him they would close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room.
After a few minutes the woman's monitor flatlined, no pulse, no heart rate.
The nurses run back into the room. "What happened?" they cried.
The husband said, "I'm not sure. Maybe she choked."
I guess you were that bored Beowulf 