rockin'robin
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Out of breath he asked, 'Please, may I hide under your skirt.. I'll explain
later.'
The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked,
Sister, have you seen a soldier?' The nun replied, 'He went that way..'
After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and
said, 'I can't thank you enough Sister.
You see, I don't want to go to Iraq
.' The nun said, 'I understand completely.'
The soldier added, 'I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!'
The nun replied, 'If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a
great pair of balls.....I don't want to go to Iraq either
later.'
The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked,
Sister, have you seen a soldier?' The nun replied, 'He went that way..'
After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and
said, 'I can't thank you enough Sister.
You see, I don't want to go to Iraq
.' The nun said, 'I understand completely.'
The soldier added, 'I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!'
The nun replied, 'If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a
great pair of balls.....I don't want to go to Iraq either