A new solution to full body scans at airports

saywhatkid

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Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the airports:

All we need to do is develop a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have hidden on or in your body. The explosion will be contained within the sealed booth.

This would be a win-win for everyone. There would be none of this stuff about racial profiling and the device would eliminate long and expensive trials.

This is so simple that it's brilliant. I can see it now: you're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion.

Shortly thereafter, an announcement comes over the PA system, "Attention standby passengers, we now have a seat available on flight number..."
 
:giggle: :giggle: oh yeah, it does make sense, tho'.....
"Oh....he flies thru the air....
with the greatest of ease!"
 
And what color were his eyes? One blew here and one blew there... lol
 
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