A man was shipwrecked..

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A man was shipwrecked..

A man PowerOn was shipwrecked on an isolated island with nobody for company except his faithful dog. Life was getting monotonous until one day he spotted a sheep on the other side of the island.

Slowly approaching the sheep, he managed to get it into position and was about to mount it when suddenly his dog gave out a frantic bark and he had to give up the idea. A second and subsequent attempts by the man to approach the sheep from the rear met with similar frustrations.

Then one day, a pretty girl was washed ashore almost lifeless, a victim of another shipwreck. After some furious efforts at resuscitation, the man managed to revive the girl. The wakes up and PowerOn said:" what your name dear?" The girl said: "My name is SG, "I'm so grateful I'd do anything for you. Anything." "Good!" said the love-struck PowerOn. Then He said: ""Can you watch my dog for fifteen minutes?"


LOL :giggle:
 
Does Poweron has a fetish for sheep-humping? that I bet ya know somehow, GTM... lol and I bet Kiwi gonna say ugghh to that.. hahahaa...good story however....
 
Northstar said:
Does Poweron has a fetish for sheep-humping? that I bet ya know somehow, GTM... lol and I bet Kiwi gonna say ugghh to that.. hahahaa...good story however....
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lol Are you glad this is not you this time? lol NS if you were shipwreck,, you be screaming for help! ha:giggle:
 
GarnetTigerMom said:
A man was shipwrecked..

A man PowerOn was shipwrecked on an isolated island with nobody for company except his faithful dog. Life was getting monotonous until one day he spotted a sheep on the other side of the island.

Slowly approaching the sheep, he managed to get it into position and was about to mount it when suddenly his dog gave out a frantic bark and he had to give up the idea. A second and subsequent attempts by the man to approach the sheep from the rear met with similar frustrations.

Then one day, a pretty girl was washed ashore almost lifeless, a victim of another shipwreck. After some furious efforts at resuscitation, the man managed to revive the girl. The wakes up and PowerOn said:" what your name dear?" The girl said: "My name is SG, "I'm so grateful I'd do anything for you. Anything." "Good!" said the love-struck PowerOn. Then He said: ""Can you watch my dog for fifteen minutes?"


LOL :giggle:
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:laugh2: :laugh2: I'll take the dog. Poor sheep.
 
GarnetTigerMom said:
LOL ohh that right,, he was a former shark in life and he find his way lurking in the ocean searching for a hot body! ha:cool:
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GTM and Jolie, the lurking shark (NS) will be chasing anything female under the sea :laugh2:
 
Hell no, ladies.. I aint gonna chase after any mermaids... if ya ladies did tell these mermaids to avoid me.. then I will know for sure.. hahaha... ppfttt ....
 
Northstar said:
Hell no, ladies.. I aint gonna chase after any mermaids... if ya ladies did tell these mermaids to avoid me.. then I will know for sure.. hahaha... ppfttt ....
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LOL, I bet you could not take your eyes off the mermaids " Boobs shells" under the water! LOL "The mermaids" will give you a good booby shaking at you! LOL :whistle::nana::naughty:
 
Northstar said:
Hell no, ladies.. I aint gonna chase after any mermaids... if ya ladies did tell these mermaids to avoid me.. then I will know for sure.. hahaha... ppfttt ....
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GarnetTigerMom said:
LOL, I bet you could not take your eyes off the mermaids " Boobs shells" under the water! LOL "The mermaids" will give you a good booby shaking at you! LOL :whistle::nana::naughty:
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NS would you rather have bum? :laugh2:


GTM, of course , he would love that mermaid shaking her boob shells at him this would be him :drool::drool:
 
~SG~ said:
A beautiful German Shepherd Dog. LOL
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LOL now that dog would be perfect for NS because that german shepherd would be barking at him and snarling at him and he go "YIKE!"" As NS run to the tree because the dog likes you better! lol Shame on you spoiling that dog! ha ha more treats? ha:giggle:
 
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