A handful of 7-year-old children was asked,

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'What they thought of beer.'

Some interesting responses:

'I think beer must be good. My dad says the more beer he drinks the prettier my mom gets.'
--Tim, 7 years old

'Beer makes my dad sleepy and we get to watch what we want on television when he is asleep, so beer is nice.'
--Melanie, 7 years old

'My Mom and Dad both like beer. My Mom gets funny when she drinks it and takes her top off at parties, but Dad doesn't think this is very funny.'
--Grady, 7 years old

'My Mom and Dad talk funny when they drink beer and the more they drink the more they give kisses to each other, which is a good thing.'
--Toby, 7 year old

'My Dad gets funny on beer. He is funny. He also wets his pants sometimes, so he shouldn't have too much.'
--Sarah, 7 years old

'My Dad loves beer. The more he drinks, the better he dances.
One time he danced right into the pool.'
--Lilly, 7 years old

'I don't like beer very much. Every time Dad drinks it, he burns the sausages on the barbecue and they taste disgusting.'
--Ethan, 7 years old

'I give Dad's beer to the dog and he goes to sleep.'
--Shirley, 7 years old

'My Mom drinks beer she says silly things and picks on my father. Whenever she drinks beer she yells at Dad and tells him to go bury his bone down the street again, but that doesn't make any sense.'
--Jack, 7 years old
 
Lol..I grew up with a dad who always had a beer in his hand and the more he drank, the sillier he was with us so yea, I have fond memories of my dad drinking which doesn't sound right, doesn't it?
 
My uncle was a drunk. His kids hated him, but I only saw him a few times a year and he was fun in those small doses. Everybody called him Calvin. Even all us nephews and nieces. One summer we we were on the back porch getting ready to do some shooting and he said "Calvin. I'm sick of you kids calling me Calvin. Just once I wish you kids would call me Uncle Calvin."
My cousin Phil replied "Uncle Calvin."
"What?!"
 
i lived with my nan when she was drunk which everyday i could screw her for money for sweets
 
Shirley's made me laugh :)
Wonder what a cat would make of whiskey...
[runs off to find Derek]
 
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