Awauphi
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There was a church down in Texas that had a very big-busted organist.
Her breasts were so huge that they bounced and jiggled while she played
the organ... Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation considerably.
The very proper church ladies were appalled. They said something had to be
done about this, or they would have to get another organist.
One of the ladies approached her very discreetly and told her to mash up
some green persimmons, and rub them on her breasts and maybe they would
shrink in size, but warned her not to eat any of the green persimmons,
because they are so sour they will make your mouth pucker up and you won't
be able to talk properly for a while. She agreed to try it.
The following Sunday morning, the minister got up on the pulpit and said,
"Dew to thircumstantis bewond my contwol, we will not hath a thermon tewday..."
ha ha ha ha i love this one! lol.. got this via email..
Her breasts were so huge that they bounced and jiggled while she played
the organ... Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation considerably.
The very proper church ladies were appalled. They said something had to be
done about this, or they would have to get another organist.
One of the ladies approached her very discreetly and told her to mash up
some green persimmons, and rub them on her breasts and maybe they would
shrink in size, but warned her not to eat any of the green persimmons,
because they are so sour they will make your mouth pucker up and you won't
be able to talk properly for a while. She agreed to try it.
The following Sunday morning, the minister got up on the pulpit and said,
"Dew to thircumstantis bewond my contwol, we will not hath a thermon tewday..."
ha ha ha ha i love this one! lol.. got this via email..