rockin'robin
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A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St.
Peter asked.
'Well, I can think of only one thing,' the cowboy
offered. 'On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came
upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed
them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.
So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face,
kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the
ground. I yelled, 'Now, back off or I'll kick the crap out of all of
you!'
St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?'
'Couple of minutes ago.
'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St.
Peter asked.
'Well, I can think of only one thing,' the cowboy
offered. 'On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came
upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed
them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.
So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face,
kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the
ground. I yelled, 'Now, back off or I'll kick the crap out of all of
you!'
St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?'
'Couple of minutes ago.
