Tousi Well-Known Member Joined Apr 6, 2003 Messages 18,459 Reaction score 184 Mar 22, 2007 #1 What did the left sock say to the right sock? Ans: Are you my soul mate? Scientists have dug up the fossilized remains of a snake that had two legs. They say it's a direct ancestor of the modern lawyer.
What did the left sock say to the right sock? Ans: Are you my soul mate? Scientists have dug up the fossilized remains of a snake that had two legs. They say it's a direct ancestor of the modern lawyer.
Tousi Well-Known Member Joined Apr 6, 2003 Messages 18,459 Reaction score 184 Mar 22, 2007 #2 A stressed out store clerk quit and became a cop. Later a friend asks, "How's the new job...being a cop?" The new cop says, "The pay is bad and the hours are awful but I love that the customer is always wrong!"
A stressed out store clerk quit and became a cop. Later a friend asks, "How's the new job...being a cop?" The new cop says, "The pay is bad and the hours are awful but I love that the customer is always wrong!"
