A couple of jokes...

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What did the left sock say to the right sock?
Ans: Are you my soul mate?


Scientists have dug up the fossilized remains of a snake that had two legs. They say it's a direct ancestor of the modern lawyer.
 
A stressed out store clerk quit and became a cop. Later a friend asks, "How's the new job...being a cop?" The new cop says, "The pay is bad and the hours are awful but I love that the customer is always wrong!"
 
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