rockin'robin
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grow up side by side in the forest.
One day, a sapling grows between them, and each swears that it's not their son.
The beech thinks it's a son-of-a-birch, and the birch thinks it's a son-of-a-beech.
To settle it, they enlist the help of a woodpecker, who checks it out.
"You are both wrong," he says when he comes back up.
"That's the best piece of ash I've ever had my pecker in.
One day, a sapling grows between them, and each swears that it's not their son.
The beech thinks it's a son-of-a-birch, and the birch thinks it's a son-of-a-beech.
To settle it, they enlist the help of a woodpecker, who checks it out.
"You are both wrong," he says when he comes back up.
"That's the best piece of ash I've ever had my pecker in.