A Bear Walk into a Bar....

People are lucky that the bear didn't attack them!
 
i agree, i should not said that COOL but wow its so amazing how people dont notice when bear came in a bar. :shock: bears are everywehre .. scary!
 
Oh wow, I think bar may located in mountainous area.
 
Frisky Feline said:
i agree, i should not said that COOL but wow its so amazing how people dont notice when bear came in a bar. :shock: bears are everywehre .. scary!
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maybe people where too drunk to notice the bear or thought it was someone pet. I guess the bear did not like the menu as he did not stay long.
 
black bears don't attack people most of times. they're shy
 
The bear had actually come in to order a beer. The bartender told him "We don't serve beer to boisterous bears".

The bear got offended and told the bartender "I am NOT a boisterous bear, and if you do not serve me a beer, I am going to eat the lady sitting next to me."

The bartender said "We do NOT serve threatening boisterous bears any beers .. period"

With that, the bear grabbed the lady sitting in the bar stool next to him, and swallowed her whole and glared at the bartender ....

The bartender glared back and said "We definitely DO NOT serve threatening boisterous bears any beer, especially if they do drugs".

The bear looked puzzled "But .... I don't do drugs!"

"Sure you do," the bartender replied, "That was a bar bitch you ate".
 
Steinhauer said:
The bear had actually come in to order a beer. The bartender told him "We don't serve beer to boisterous bears".

The bear got offended and told the bartender "I am NOT a boisterous bear, and if you do not serve me a beer, I am going to eat the lady sitting next to me."

The bartender said "We do NOT serve threatening boisterous bears any beers .. period"

With that, the bear grabbed the lady sitting in the bar stool next to him, and swallowed her whole and glared at the bartender ....

The bartender glared back and said "We definitely DO NOT serve threatening boisterous bears any beer, especially if they do drugs".

The bear looked puzzled "But .... I don't do drugs!"

"Sure you do," the bartender replied, "That was a bar bitch you ate".
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:laugh2:
 
Not when it is mama bear and couple cubs, they won't be shy!

Finally watch the video, oh that"s BAD! Cause its a cub! Mama bear is looking for him or her so wrong one to screw with. Get that cub out fast somehow!


Jiro said:
black bears don't attack people most of times. they're shy
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diehardbiker said:
Not when it is mama bear and couple cubs, they won't be shy!

Finally watch the video, oh that"s BAD! Cause its a cub! Mama bear is looking for him or her so wrong one to screw with. Get that cub out fast somehow!
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So the bear did not have the proper ID to buy a drink. LOL !
 
Steinhauer said:
The bear had actually come in to order a beer. The bartender told him "We don't serve beer to boisterous bears".

The bear got offended and told the bartender "I am NOT a boisterous bear, and if you do not serve me a beer, I am going to eat the lady sitting next to me."

The bartender said "We do NOT serve threatening boisterous bears any beers .. period"

With that, the bear grabbed the lady sitting in the bar stool next to him, and swallowed her whole and glared at the bartender ....

The bartender glared back and said "We definitely DO NOT serve threatening boisterous bears any beer, especially if they do drugs".

The bear looked puzzled "But .... I don't do drugs!"

"Sure you do," the bartender replied, "That was a bar bitch you ate".
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There is nothing wrong with your imagination . LOL! Are you going to tell this story to your baby instead of the 3 bears?
 
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