9 Things I Hate About Everyone

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1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....
I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours?
Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire
room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change
the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it
is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it?
Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their ass!

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser,
I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the fucking floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me
a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new,
then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement,
then there must have been something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest
damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone ! asks "Has the bus
come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?
 
*snicker* How about we add to this list? Nothing makes me laugh more than pet peeves and stupid questions. ;)
 
:laugh2: these are hilarious FeistyChick!


Malfychick, let's hear yours! :giggle:
 
I hate it when people try talking to me after they realize I'm deaf...they also come to the conclusion that I'm also mentally challenged, and they magically transform into 'good samaritans' and try to slow down their speech to the point of looking like goldfish out of water.
 
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Ugh! People who constantly ask you, "Are you okay"?? I have a comeback for this one, "Don't I LOOK okay??" And "Are YOU okay??"

When you are waved off, "Oh! Never mind!" -- stand up for yourself and say, "Yes, I DO mind, please rephrase your question". (OR, "I am deaf, not stupid, please speak more plainly".)
 
Malfoyish said:
I hate it when people try talking to me after they realize I'm deaf...they also come to the conclusion that I'm also mentally challenged, and they magically transform into 'good samaritans' and try to slow down their speech to the point of looking like goldfish out of water.
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LOL Malfy, your quote "try to slow down their speech to the point of looking like goldfish out of water" reminded me of one woman (not a worker) asking me a question at work in the hallway. I couldn't understand her at first, so I asked her to repeat and said I have a hearing problem. She then spoke with a "pause" between each word. LOL She looked ridiculous speaking like that...but all I can do is politely try to see what she was saying, which I got it then....so I told her where to go. :)
 
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