rockin'robin
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I was trucking I-40 when the State Patrol pulled me over. I rolled down my window and said, “Is there a problem, Officer?”
“No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Commercial Driver Award. Congratulations! What do you think you’re going to do with the money?”
I thought for a minute and said, “Well, I guess I’ll go get that CDL.”
My buddy, sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman, “Oh, don’t pay attention to him — he’s just a wise guy when he’s drunk.
“My girlfriend, from the sleeper, said, “I told you guys we wouldn’t get far in a stolen truck!”
At that moment, there was a knock from inside the reefer, and a muffled voice said, “Are we over the border yet?”
“No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Commercial Driver Award. Congratulations! What do you think you’re going to do with the money?”
I thought for a minute and said, “Well, I guess I’ll go get that CDL.”
My buddy, sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman, “Oh, don’t pay attention to him — he’s just a wise guy when he’s drunk.
“My girlfriend, from the sleeper, said, “I told you guys we wouldn’t get far in a stolen truck!”
At that moment, there was a knock from inside the reefer, and a muffled voice said, “Are we over the border yet?”