Deaf_Jen
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3 Labrador's are at the vet, a black one, a white one and a brown one.
They strike up a conversation. The black one turns to the brown one and says "what are you here for?" He replys "Well, I'm a digger. I can't stop digging. I dig in the sandpit, I dig in the grass, I dig at the carpet, everything! But my owner had enough when I dug up his new sofa. He's brought me here to cut my balls off. Apparently that will settle me down".
The black labrador feels sorry for the brown labrador. He tries to divert the topic and asks the white one what he's in for. "I'm a pisser", the white labrador replys. "I piss in on the carpet, I piss in the car, I piss on the kids. Everywhere. I can't help it. The straw that broke my owners back is when I pissed on him in bed. Now I've come here to get my balls chopped off. It's supposed to settle me down too."
The brown dog then turns to the black dog and asks why he's here. "I fuck everything! I can't stop humping the kids, toys, the cat, anything. Just the other night my owner dropped something under the fridge and so she got down on all fours to pick it up. I couldn't resist."
"So I guess it's balls off for you then" said the white labrador. "Nope" replied the black labrador, "just getting my nails clipped"
They strike up a conversation. The black one turns to the brown one and says "what are you here for?" He replys "Well, I'm a digger. I can't stop digging. I dig in the sandpit, I dig in the grass, I dig at the carpet, everything! But my owner had enough when I dug up his new sofa. He's brought me here to cut my balls off. Apparently that will settle me down".
The black labrador feels sorry for the brown labrador. He tries to divert the topic and asks the white one what he's in for. "I'm a pisser", the white labrador replys. "I piss in on the carpet, I piss in the car, I piss on the kids. Everywhere. I can't help it. The straw that broke my owners back is when I pissed on him in bed. Now I've come here to get my balls chopped off. It's supposed to settle me down too."
The brown dog then turns to the black dog and asks why he's here. "I fuck everything! I can't stop humping the kids, toys, the cat, anything. Just the other night my owner dropped something under the fridge and so she got down on all fours to pick it up. I couldn't resist."
"So I guess it's balls off for you then" said the white labrador. "Nope" replied the black labrador, "just getting my nails clipped"
That's a weird... yet, funny one! Heh!
