There were three guys in hell. The Dvil walks over to them and said, "It's getting overcrowded in here and I made a deal with God. All you have to do is make it past the 21st step. If you make it, you will get into heaven, if not, you stay here. You, skinny boy, go first."
The white skinny boy said, "No problem". He started to run up the steps but tripped and fell. He came back down and the Devil walked over and grabbed his dick and melted it off.
"You fat boy--your turn".
"Not a problem" said the fat guy. He starts up the steps but had an asthma attack. He came back down and the Devil walked over and grabbed his dick and melted it off.
"You black guy--your turn." The black guy was an athlete, muscles, everything.
"I can do it" says the black man.
He starts up the steps, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20 and slips and falls down!! He comes back down and Devil walked over and grabbed his dick.
Nothing happend.
The Devil squeezes it and squeezes it. But nothing was happening.
"What, what is going on here?!" says the Devil.
"Chocolate melts in your mouth, not in your hands" says the black man.
The white skinny boy said, "No problem". He started to run up the steps but tripped and fell. He came back down and the Devil walked over and grabbed his dick and melted it off.
"You fat boy--your turn".
"Not a problem" said the fat guy. He starts up the steps but had an asthma attack. He came back down and the Devil walked over and grabbed his dick and melted it off.
"You black guy--your turn." The black guy was an athlete, muscles, everything.
"I can do it" says the black man.
He starts up the steps, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20 and slips and falls down!! He comes back down and Devil walked over and grabbed his dick.
Nothing happend.
The Devil squeezes it and squeezes it. But nothing was happening.
"What, what is going on here?!" says the Devil.
"Chocolate melts in your mouth, not in your hands" says the black man.
