CatoCooper13
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There were these 2 guys from Hawaii going to Las Vegas for the first time, aboard a big Boeing 747. About an hour outside of Honolulu, the pilot comes on over the intercom and says, "Attention ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. I regret to inform you that our outboard port engine just went out. There's no cause for alarm, as we have 3 other engines that can take over. However, we'll be half an hour late arriving in Las Vegas. Thank you for flying Pacific Airlines." The two guys look at each other, shrug, and go back to watching the movie.
About another hour later, the pilot comes back on the intercom with "Attention ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. I regret to inform you that our outboard starboard engine just went out. There's no cause for alarm, as we have 2 other engines that can take over. However, we'll be an hour late arriving in Las Vegas. Thank you for flying Pacific Airlines." The two guys start to look a bit green at the gills, but go back to watching the movie.
Still an hour later, the pilot comes back on the intercom with "Attention ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. I regret to inform you that our inboard port engine just went out. There's no cause for alarm, as we have 1 other engine that can take over. However, we'll be two hours late arriving in Las Vegas. Thank you for flying Pacific Airlines."
By now, the two guys are panicking big time. The flight attendent comes over and says, "Sirs! Control yourselves! The captain has the situation at hand!"
One of the guys replies, "Yeah, easy for you to say! If this keeps up, we'll be up here all night!"
About another hour later, the pilot comes back on the intercom with "Attention ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. I regret to inform you that our outboard starboard engine just went out. There's no cause for alarm, as we have 2 other engines that can take over. However, we'll be an hour late arriving in Las Vegas. Thank you for flying Pacific Airlines." The two guys start to look a bit green at the gills, but go back to watching the movie.
Still an hour later, the pilot comes back on the intercom with "Attention ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. I regret to inform you that our inboard port engine just went out. There's no cause for alarm, as we have 1 other engine that can take over. However, we'll be two hours late arriving in Las Vegas. Thank you for flying Pacific Airlines."
By now, the two guys are panicking big time. The flight attendent comes over and says, "Sirs! Control yourselves! The captain has the situation at hand!"
One of the guys replies, "Yeah, easy for you to say! If this keeps up, we'll be up here all night!"
hahahaha
