12 Days of Christmas

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For the 12 Days of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

12 red roses
11 strands of cat fur
10 melted snowflakes
9 losing Viking games
8 dog toys
7 hugs
6 pairs of socks to throw in the laundry
5 golden sugar smacks
4 songs he played on the guitar
3 new litterboxes
2 green olives for my martini
1 sweet kiss


What is YOUR 12 Days of Christmas list?
 
Umm ok...

12 hours sleep uninterrupted
11 double martinis shaken
10 new books reading
9 male strippers dancing
8 goals from Malhotra
7 days off working
6 nephews healthy
5 penalties
4 goals in overtime
3 trips abroad
2 new tattoos
And a signed Canucks away-jersey
 
12 Days of Christmas

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For the 12 Days of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

12 Reeses Peanut Butter Trees
11 Roasted Turkeys
10 BK gift coupons
9 Android apps
8 Slipper socks
7 Headband antlers
6 Tiny Coca cola bottles
5 Christmas tree nougat
4 Fleece blankets
3 Loaves of Challah
2 Doggy sweaters
1 Plum pudding
 
Okay...let me try this:

12 new books to read
11 ways to get inspired
10 ways to get motivated
9 oppertunites to get a new job
8 creative posters
7 bottles of braid spray
6 ways to prepare for the up coming holiday
5 non golden rings!
4 packs of asorted pens
3 pairs of sneakers
2 good movies to watch
1 special someone

dude! that was crazy!
 
On 12 days of Christmas, my amazing computer give me...

12 "u" on end of fu
11 pm to start surf like whore
10 am is when I finish surf like whore on weekend
9 recharger batteries to replace for wireless mouse
8 fapping on porn
7 "f" on begin of fu
6 idiot make comment
5 girls with huge boooooooobies
4 tab at same time on browser
3 trolling around poke on you
2 display, ipod and laptop to surf
and a shine glow on my face!
 
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