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not if you're on firefox and firefox will open 2nd window

I'm on 11th or 13th and I'm going crazy lol... will do more later heh

okay no problem... hey Patrice? here's something for ya (CENSORED) !@#$%^&*())(*&^@#$&^%$#@#$%^&*

:iolol: that'll be funny to watch this... where did you find out about this? If that's true, then is there a instruction how to modify the remote or what button do I press? :lol:

will Mods want to close this whatchamacallit thread?

no worries... Mod are starting to close the whatchamacallit thread

AMEN! :iolol:

read my post again :giggle:

trying to be postwhoring?

Do u must belive me over my comment? I haven't been to Gally since 2003. So I have no idea if there are ice cream truck around the campus.

Every week the teacher asked her fifth-grade students to use different words in a sentence. This week she gave little Johnny the word “Republicans.” “My cat just had a litter,” he said, “and all the kittens are Republicans.” “That is very creative,” said the teacher. The following week she...

getting dirty and dirtier aren't we? :laugh2:

Little Johnny and his stern father are out at the park when suddenly a honeybee settle on a rock in front of them. Just for spite, little Johnny smashed it with a rock. At which point his father said, “That was cruel, and for being cruel you’ll get no honey for a whole year.” Later, Little...

During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: “Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee."...

Early one morning as school was starting the teacher called out to her students to get ready to make their presentations. She had asked the students to write about something important that happened in their families the night before. She asked who wanted to go first and Terry and little Johnny...

One day little Johnny went to school. His teacher said they were going to play a game. She would place an object behind her and describe it. The first person to get it got a piece of candy. First she said, "The object is red and grows on trees." A kid raised his hand and said "an apple" the...

Little Johnny was at school one day when the teacher asked the kids if they could use the word definitely in a sentence. Well the first little girl raised her hand and said, "Well the trees are definitely green." The teacher said "No not really because the trees turn yellow red and brown in the...

A few months after his parents were divorced, Little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!" Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times. One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he...

There is a little boy name Jimmy. He hears his parents fighting, "You Bitch, You Basterd" and little Jimmy says, "What does that mean?" "Grandma and Grampa son, Grandma and Grampa." So then he goes and plays out side and hears these people talking, "Yeah so I said c'mon stick your dick in my...

Little Johnny and Suzie play on the swing set every day after school. One day, little Johnny goes home after school and asks his father, "What’s this thing between my legs, daddy?" His father replies, "That's your truck, son. You want to park that in a girl's garage" The very same day, Suzie...