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"my" and "me" have distinct meanings, no matter if it's American English, Aussie English or British English. the only time these two are obscured is when "me" is used as a possessive, as in, "OI! BLOODY WANKER STOLE ME HAT!" but this is a colloquialism and not grammatically acceptable.

i could do that however i WON'T coat myself in batter and fry myself in oil! :nono: it'll have to be raw human fingers with honey mustard sauce.

be glad you're deaf. you don't have to hear people honking at you and yelling random insults at you. these are usually a variant of "you're a little bitch". that is all. good day.

i knew it was true. I KNEW IT! :cool2:

it's an expression that indicates surprise at discovering something you thought was false. it consists of two parts: a command, telling someone to do something strange to you, and another, telling someone to call you some random name. e.g. "well blow me down and call me Groucho" "well suck...

those BASTARDS lied to me!

*takes a shit* *finds a video phone in excrement* well blow me down and call me Charlie. i DO have a VP in me...

*offers u chill pill*

is is true there are no clouds in Australia?

yes, yes i know but she said she was going to get a VP IN august. and I'M august. and i certainly don't have any VP's in me. i'm sorry to break the bad news, frecks.

LIES! :shock: ...but i don't have any VP inside me.... :confused:

how do you enjoy spoon-feeding people?

normal? DEAFNESS IS ANYTHING BUT NORMAL. DEAFNESS IS AN ABOMINATION OF LUCIFER! :bowdown: :devil: ^ you guys *prays for ur souls*

hairy. they sag, crinkle, and discolor.

...what?

do you mean "own" as in "possess" or "own" as in :Owned:? if you mean the former, i wouldn't mind owning frecks as an animalistic sex slave.

why do you deny that August is your baby's daddy? and what will you do if you have sextuplets?

actually, the flies are from Walmart's customers.