My results....
"I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated."
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
June 13, 2038
at the age of 67 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (26%)...
High de high ya poor sods freezing in the Northern Hemisphere winter....
Right now am soaking in the big pour that's emptying its bladder over New Zealand....
I know I haven't posted some time lately and I owe ya heart breaking sob story... nah.... :fart:
Gotta say I'm still on a...
I smoke cancer sticks....
Some of ya were fortunate to share a joint with me in Denver LOL it was nice getting stoned up a mile high....
Couldn't wait to get back to NZ to try our lovely hydro's...
Dear Santa,
I've been a real bastard this year... and next year hopefully will be worse than this years...
:barf:
So for Xmas.... I want a "Bastard Rating Meter" to gauge how naughty I have been.
Along with a harlem of women to assist my between the sheets needs every night...
Thanks all...
Yes - the Deaf Cafe is a great start to assist getting Deaf here into Employment and off the Benefits/Social Security.
If that fails... we could always set up a Deaf Massage Parlour since prositution is legal in New Zealand now. (Is anyone here that wanna work in one?) :fly:
Been there, done that.... I used to be a Casino Table Games Dealer for some years. Had many rude customers, I just put up with it....
One memorial time I had 2 Young Deaf Overseas girls sitting at my table who were signing in ASL right under my nose not realising I was Deaf and fluent in ASL...
Sorry I don't have the html links... as this was emailed to me...
Thursday, October 2 2003 - 01:59 pm Routine
CAPTIONED MOVIES ONE MORE TICK ON THE
LIST
NATIONAL (NZ), RURAL AND WEATHER DEAF...
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/entertainment/entertainmentstorydisplay.cfm?storyID=3525750&thesection=entertainment&thesubsection=film&thesecondsubsection=general
Deaf to get captions on top films
27.09.2003
Captioned movies targeted at the deaf and hearing-impaired will be launched in New...