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You ate an entire pizza everyday?!

I know the idea of girls being entirely pure and completely asexual seems nice, but girls like porn and masturbating too...

Classy is what we aim for.

So long as we offered to send the oil to the US, I'm not sure anyone would wage war for Alaska...

I'm female. And equally confused. Do I exude maleness? :giggle:

Can I be really naive for a minute and say I did not know that vibrators existed 25 years ago. For some reason, I feel like they've only been around as long as I've been aware of them. Ah, self-centeredness at its finest. It's like being in first grade and discovering that your teachers don't...

I'm 24 and feel very old, too. I feel like I'll wake up tomorrow with wrinkles or something.

And now I'm curious as to how long the average vibrator lasts. I doubt there are statistics about this sort of thing.

I'm going to second the guess of 25 because I have no idea. I'm terrible at this game...

That question never ends well... Can pretty be an age? You are very pretty.

You learn something new everyday...

Polar bear fur is actually clear, not white. And now you know. And knowing is half the battle.

Is this honestly how you greet friends you haven't seen in several years?

You know... Is this chicken I'm eating or fish? I know it's tuna, but it says chicken of the sea. :shock:

Sweating gets rid of excess water weight :lol:

I have to admit that I do hug people solely for their body heat. I use people like that :)

If Anakin were half as cool as Ender then there'd be an ansible for instantaneous communication. Also, I am secretly a nerd.

Or they were too offensive and/or awesome to exist.

I'm cold any time the weather drops below 75 degrees :)

She said she likes the 'fake look'. She does the whole tanning bed, bleach blond hair thing. Scarily enough, where I live that's totally the 'in' look where I'm currently living. Hello, skin cancer!